Read more: Mistakes Everyone Makes With Oatmeal The Chocolatey Chip Pancake flavor is a combination of chocolate with flavors of maple syrup. There are chocolate chips inside the Pop-Tart and on top.

"It makes us all feel good about sacrificing a giant anthropomorphic pastry at midfield in the middle of a bowl game on live TV.” ...

Then there’s something like Fort Nonsense Brewing’s 'Thanks Mr. Narwhal Buddy’s Breakfast Stout,' a 13.4% alcohol by volume (or ABV) imperial stout brewed with Pop-Tarts, M&Ms, maple syrup ...