Okay, unlike the Ron Swanson planking video, this is actually the real deal: seven minutes of Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) from "Parks and Recreation" sharing his love for and beliefs about food ...

Ron Swanson Food Moments That Will Make You Embarrassed To Know A Vegetarian. Jason Tabrys Features Editor Twitter. January 13, 2015. ... and the father of the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.

The Ron Swanson Pyramid of Success is full of hilarious, if questionable, life advice. Apparently, to be "a man" or "a Swanson" you can only cry in two places. Ron does live up to this standard ...

We All Need a Mentor Like Ron Swanson. By Gina vaynshteyn. May 16, 2014. ... He knows how to prioritize the food pyramid. Ron doesn’t waste his energy on food that didn’t once breathe and walk.

All of Ron’s most valued foods all in one place: eggs, bacon, pork sausage, ham, pancakes and hash browns. All that’s missing is some whiskey and a cigar. 7.

NBC's "Parks and Recreation" made its Season 3 premiere Thursday night and introduced the world to The Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. Behold: ...