I, a big man, a manly man, burly, walk up to Trump, sobbing, Mr Trump I say, big tears in my eyes and say 'Why you take all egg?'

Both President Donald Trump and Vance regularly pledged to reduce the cost of everyday items, like eggs, if elected. But egg prices did not go down on "day one" as Trump promised. In fact, the latest monthly consumer price index showed that the average price of a dozen eggs reached a record high of $4.

The soaring price of eggs has alarmed consumers and the agriculture industry, and practically everyone in Washington is pointing fingers in various directions to direct blame.